jeanere:

A teenage vow in a parking lot"Till tonight do us part"

jeanere:

A teenage vow in a parking lot
"Till tonight do us part"

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

thethreedemons:

"I can't just leave Franz like this!"

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

We’ll go down in  h i s t o r y

fileformat:

do u understand how much this means

fileformat:

do u understand how much this means

humanitys-sexiest:

눈_눈
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via locsofpoetry)

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

vincecarters:

vincecarters:

please use manga font on my tombstone

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